January 2012
When someone doesn't reply to you but you can see he/she is online:
You're on the phone, and you hear your parent's footsteps
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imagine if this happened.
- *meeting your favourite band member/idol*
- You: Hi, I'm-
- Band member: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
When you're in class after watching a movie and the teacher turns the lights on...
When you tell your crush how you really feel
Expectations
Reality
I hate it when someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying "never mind".
How to Keep a Relationship
- Communicate: Talk about things, the good and bad.
- Build trusts
- Be honest
- Be faithful
- Be there for one another.
- Make time for one another.
- Leave the past to the past, which include ex’s.
- Know that having arguments are normal.
- Know that you won’t always be happy.
- Don’t expect change.
- Appreciate the flaws.
- Appreciate each other.
- Become best friends.
- Lastly, love each other unconditionally.
- Teacher: "Why are you late?
- Student: "I'm late?"
- Teacher: "You just missed an entire period"
- Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"
That moment when:
A female tells another female she looks pretty:
A male tells another man he looks handsome:










