My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but how would I make friends?
They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake in someone's dream.
People, enough of dreaming about me, I need some rest!
Congratulations. You have successfully hurt my feelings, again. You must be so proud of yourself.
That awkward moment when you're telling someone a story and they suddenly say, "Oh, you've already told me this."
And you’re just like
When I fake being mad at my friends and walk away like.
That girl who talks like a baby when she's around guys.